The Happy Thanksgiving (don't you dare put your dick in this pie) card features a fun millenial vibe with traditional American apple pie imagery. Send this signed with your well wishes, or as a gift the 'hard to buy for' recipient to send to others. Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
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Thanksgiving Pie
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
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At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).