SHIPPING INFO
We carefully package and ship your brutally honest, sometimes cruel, but always funny greeting cards to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.
Our shipping costs are $5 flat rate per order under $50, and free after that.
We currently only ship within the United States, but we will get our shit together eventually for international orders, so stay tuned!
RETURN POLICY
You may not return these items; why would you want to anyway? You can however submit any grievance you have by email, using the CONTACT US tab on the website, and we will attempt to do our best to rectify any issues.
ARE THESE CARDS FOR EVERYONE?
NO.
Do we give a shit if they're not for you?
Also, NO, Karen.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU'RE OFFENDED
Whatever you want, EXCEPT complain to us.
We don't care. We didn't make them for YOU, you're not our target demographic.
Call your local news station, vent on social media, cry in your pillow, talk to a therapist, or even call the police for this non-emergency if you want to. We support your right to free speech, even if you don't support ours.
PAYMENT METHODS
- Credit / Debit Cards
- PAYPAL
- Apple and Google Pay
-Afterpay, Affirm, Klarna
-Venmo
We accept basically everything except barter offers and nudes
AFFILIATE PROGRAM or CARRY OUR CARDS
Email us here for details on how to earn money talking or posting about these hilarious cards you already love! If you'd like to carry our cards in your store or boutique, please also email us here.
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH MY EMAIL ADDRESS?
The only thing we will ever use it for is to send you a coupon or special discount or to communicate with you about your order. We will never, EVER, share or sell your info. We also won't send a zillion emails bc we aren't an annoying company (in that way, at least).