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May your turkey be moist capslock text over a roasting turkey in the oven for thanksgiving card with the inside text "and your family, not.."
The May Your Turkey Be Moist (and your family, NOT) card features a fun edgy, and dirty vibe with traditional Thanksgiving turkey imagery. Send this signed with your well wishes, or as a gift the 'hard to buy for' recipient to send to others. Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope. 
 
Buy in bulk! Choose the five pack option to save 25%. 

Thanksgiving Moist

SKU: 001
$8.99Price
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  • Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).

  • Shipping occurs within business 3 days. Shipping is free for orders over $50. If you're a loser with no friends, a cheapskate, or for some other reason don't fill your cart to a total of $50, shipping is always a flat rate of $5. 

    At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho). 

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