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a rude greeting card with a yellow smiley face balloon with a peacock blue background and text that says "may your day be filled with as much joy and happiness as you bring to others" on the outside and says "so none, you awful, dreadful, miserable bitch" on the inside
May Your Day Be Filled With As Much Joy and Happiness as You Bring to Others (So none, you awful, dreadful, miserable, bitch) Card features a pretty blue background with a bright yellow smiley face balloon. This is the perfect card for a birthday, or to mark any special day for the terrible twats in your life. Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope. 
 
Buy in bulk! Choose the five pack option to save 25%. 

Special Day Balloon Card

$8.99Price
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  • Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).

  • Shipping occurs within business 3 days. Shipping is free for orders over $50. If you're a loser with no friends, a cheapskate, or for some other reason don't fill your cart to a total of $50, shipping is always a flat rate of $5. 

    At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho). 

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