The Happy Birthday! (Scumbag) Card features a group of smiling birthday party celebrants complete with birthday hats offering a scumbag a birthday cake. The back of the card is black. Everyone knows someone that deserves this card. Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
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Scumbag Birthday
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
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At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).