The I Only Have Pies For You (Happy Thanksgiving) card features a variety of traditional Thanksgiving pies on the front and back with a guy getting slammed in the face with a pie inside. This is the perfect anti-greeting card for siblings, spouses, kids, or anyone you want to pie in the face.
Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
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Pies For You Thanksgiving Card
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's red. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
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