The Another Year Older (And still, no one cares...) Card features a dog with star glasses and a birthday hat on the cover. This is the perfect card for anyone over 21, since birthdays really become mid to follow. It's a completely savage choice when sent to a child. Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
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No One Cares Birthday Dog Card
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
Shipping occurs within business 3 days. Shipping is free for orders over $50. If you're a loser with no friends, a cheapskate, or for some other reason don't fill your cart to a total of $50, shipping is always a flat rate of $5.
At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).