The "Marriage Is A Day On The Beach" (I'm really tired at the end of the day, and there's something unwanted in my butt) card features a couple soaking up the sun on the beach of a tropical paradise. Is everything worth keeping worth working for? You don't need to decide right now, but send your spouse this card while you contemplate it in case you decide to keep them around.
Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
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Marriage Beach
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
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At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).