The "In my eyes you'll always be" (a ho, ho, ho) card features Santa Claus & Mrs. Claus taking a selfie, scrolling social media, or facetiming someone (possibly a third?) with a cell phone. Romantic and racy when sent to a partner as yultide dirty talk, but funny and festive when sent to your whore friends.
Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
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Ho, ho, ho Christmas Card
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's red. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
Shipping occurs within business 3 days. Shipping is free for orders over $50. If you're a loser with no friends, a cheapskate, or for some other reason don't fill your cart to a total of $50, shipping is always a flat rate of $5.
At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).