The Get Well Soon! (Or don't. I haven't thought of a new excuse to avoid you, yet...) Card features a bouquet of pretty pink roses with a "get well soon" card and a light blue background. When you're obligated to send a card offering well wishes and healing, but you don't actually care about the person or their absence in your daily life, this is a go-to choice!
Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
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Get Well Soon Avoidance
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
Shipping occurs within business 3 days. Shipping is free for orders over $50. If you're a loser with no friends, a cheapskate, or for some other reason don't fill your cart to a total of $50, shipping is always a flat rate of $5.
At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).