The Happy Birthday! (go fuck yourself) card featuring a birthday party complete with sparklers and cake is perfect to send to basically everyone in your contact list. Everyone should go and fuck themself to some degree if we're being honest.
Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope.
Buy in bulk! Choose the five pack option to save 25%.
Birthday Sparklers
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing).
Shipping occurs within business 3 days. Shipping is free for orders over $50. If you're a loser with no friends, a cheapskate, or for some other reason don't fill your cart to a total of $50, shipping is always a flat rate of $5.
At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).