The Happy Birthday! (go fuck yourself) card pack of 5 features a birthday party complete with sparklers and cake is perfect to send to basically everyone in your contact list. There's at least 5 people you know that need these, lets be serious. Everyone should go and fuck themself to some degree if we're being honest.
Each individual Ouch-tho card card comes with an included envelope in a cute clear gift box.
Buy in bulk! Choose the five pack option to save 25%.
5 Pack- Birthday Sparklers
Each Ouch-tho card card comes wrapped with an included envelope, in this case it's white. The card is approximately 4x5 inches (A2 sizing). This set of 5 comes in a cute clear gift box.
Shipping occurs within business 3 days. Shipping is free for orders over $50. If you're a loser with no friends, a cheapskate, or for some other reason don't fill your cart to a total of $50, shipping is always a flat rate of $5.
At this time, shipping is only available for the United States (someday I will get my shit together and offer international shipping tho).